giddytf2:

onthelosingside:

cloisteredself:

if you are not utterly heart melted by these two, what the fuck is wrong with you.

This is the cutest thing I have ever seen. 

Bestest friends forever.

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jackalriot:

That time when Daenerys was so unimpressed she looked directly into the camera like she was on an episode of The Office[x]

jackalriot:

That time when Daenerys was so unimpressed she looked directly into the camera like she was on an episode of The Office
[x]

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pantheraj:


"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"

"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."

pantheraj:

"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"

"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."

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unfollower:

peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence 

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Guy: my dick is hard

Girl: to find

Sometimes, you need to be alone. Not to be lonely, but to enjoy your free time being yourself.
— Lessons Learned in Life. (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

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rnudkipz:

imagine a bouncy house filled with puppies

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chinese-zeus:

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

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sofapizza:

tastefullyoffensive:

[thegreatbarcia]


it wasn’t a phase

imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout:

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

Bless your soul

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tamorapierce:

crazycritterlife:

query-and-echo:

crazycritterlife:

I took Ollie out of the mews yesterday for the first time in a couple weeks and he was just as adorable and cuddly as ever! This bird’s personality amazes me.

Why aren’t you wearing a glove?

Because it’s a kestrel. He’s tiny. Gloves are not necessary. I only use the glove with him during training or feeding. 

When I lived on the 19th story of an apartment building on the upper West Side, I discovered that if I remained vigilant, I could spot the kestrel that hunted our area perched on the building across the street or cattycorner from us.  It gave a boost to my writing time whenever I saw him, or any of our local raptors!

tamorapierce:

crazycritterlife:

query-and-echo:

crazycritterlife:

I took Ollie out of the mews yesterday for the first time in a couple weeks and he was just as adorable and cuddly as ever! This bird’s personality amazes me.

Why aren’t you wearing a glove?

Because it’s a kestrel. He’s tiny. Gloves are not necessary. I only use the glove with him during training or feeding. 

When I lived on the 19th story of an apartment building on the upper West Side, I discovered that if I remained vigilant, I could spot the kestrel that hunted our area perched on the building across the street or cattycorner from us.  It gave a boost to my writing time whenever I saw him, or any of our local raptors!

(via literarysins)

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little things that actually make a difference to general life happiness:
•drinking lots of water
•eating fresh fruit
•thinking positively about yourself and others
•washing your face twice a day
•changing your sheets once a week
•hot baths with Epsom salts
•face masks using from things in your house
•sleeping more than 7 hours per night
•reorganizing your clothes, makeup, possessions etc
•keeping your living space clean

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mostly-jensen:

mishminion:

and then I cried and all my tears were for Dean.

I will always miss Benny for being someone who never let Dean down.

image

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